Tips for 2010 & HAPPY NEW YEAR

Stay out of trouble

Aim for greater heights 

Stay focused on your job

Excise to maintain good health

Practice team work

Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others

Save for rainy days

Rest and relax

Always take time to smile

Realize that nothing is impossible

The senility prayer: " Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway the good fotune to run into the ones I do and eyesight
to tell the difference "

Now you are supposed to share this with a bunch of your friends
and remember this

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old",
"You grow old because you stop laughing"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Who want Appraisals & Increments

What if Management brings it to your notice that due to the current Global Economic Recession, There will be no appraisal for current year. The following are the perceived reactions of some departments.

Administration

Customer Care & Call Centers

IT Infrastructure

Human Resources

Top Executives

Security Administration

Software Development

Where are the Sales People

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Here they are

Who need increment this year come one by one 

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Careless Website Updation!

Yesterday I came across one website of a popular Resort in GOA. In the tariff details they have given details of type of rooms and its charges. But when I read that information I found something funny which is highlighted with a circle below. Take a look!

Microsoft Word Banned By Texas Court

Its really shocking but true that a federal appeals court ordered Microsoft Corp. to stop selling its Word program in January and pay a Canadian software company $290 million for violating a patent, upholding the judgment of a lower court. But people looking to buy Word or Microsoft's Office package in the U.S. won't have to go without the software. Microsoft said Tuesday it expects that new versions of the product, with the computer code in question removed, will be ready for sale when the injunction begins on Jan. 11. Toronto-based i4i Inc. sued Microsoft in 2007, saying it owned the technology behind a tool in the popular word processing program. The technology in question gives Word users an improved way to edit XML, or code that tells the program how to interpret and display a document's contents.
A Texas jury found that Microsoft Word willfully infringed on the patent. Microsoft appealed that decision, but the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit on Tuesday upheld the lower court's damage award and the injunction against future sales of infringing copies of Word. Michel Vulpe, founder and co-inventor of i4i, said in a statement that the company is pleased with the decision, calling it "an important step in protecting the property rights of small inventors."
Microsoft said it has been preparing for such a judgment since August. Copies of Word and Office sold before Jan. 11 aren't affected by the court's decision. And Microsoft said it has "put the wheels in motion to remove this little-used feature" from versions of Word 2007 and Office 2007 that would be sold after that date.
"Beta" or test versions of Word 2010 and Office 2010, expected to be finalized next year, do not contain the offending code, the Microsoft spokesperson said.

Amazing Art.

Look at how far twisting balloons have come!